Everything's Mary

All Things Mary – One More Mary

So my name is Not actually Mary, it’s Marion. No one really calls me Mary. The only nickname I’ve ever had is Mare and Marianna for those who find saying Marion too difficult. So why Mary? Maybe my firsts reason is because gays like to call each other Mary and I want in on the fun; or because like I mentioned before Marion is hard to say.

Why now? I think I’ve compiled enough, I can’t make this stuff up moments in my life to start amusing others.

What do you need to know about Mary. I’m semi sweet, I have no skills, yet and I want to do everything.

I am semi sweet. I used to be super sweet but life will harden you and change you from sweet to salty. So be careful not to become too hardened. No one likes a miserable cow. I have no skills so that’s what I’m here for. To do as much as I can without catching a felony. Maybe I might find something I’m good at and run with it.

I want to do everything so let this Mary spread her wings, I won’t be this young forever. (I’m currently 35.)

Let’s do this!!!